Okay, grand author, you win. I concede that you're going to get your dramatic spring finale no matter what I do, and I'll play my role on one condition: after tomorrow, can we please go back to being a sitcom?

(I liked the random reference to 2008 today, what with my commute being rerouted several miles even though I was on a bicycle; thanks Mr. Obama. Your motorcade better have been using the Lakefront Trail.)
For the first time in just over nine months, I am sunburned. Thankfully, in those nine months I managed to learn that sunscreen is a good idea, so this isn't nearly as bad as last time (in fact, for having been outside from about 10:30 this morning to 7 tonight, I could be far worse-off than a little pinkness and two diagonal still-pale lines down my back where I kept switching my bag around). Today was one of those Chicago days that just shouts "Come outside and play!" and when it does that, you do, because you know it's about to get really oppressively humid in a couple of weeks and the weather won't be fun anymore.

It was blue and sunny and the bike trail was covered in puddles that, apparently, everyone but me avoided (which is silly, because if you're moving fast why wouldn't you want to splash through a puddle? They weren't even particularly dirty). Everyone was out picnicking or running, and it was so picturesque it felt like a movie set, which was a bit unnerving. I blame part of this impression on my morning, which involved people saying hi to me on the street, having a conversation about Infinite Summer with a bookstore clerk, and hitting Hyde Park's one-and-only yuppie grocery store, which grows cleaner and more expensive every time I set foot in it (I only bought cheese, a pineapple, some chicken, and yuppie paper towels). All my morning was missing was a mellow indie-rock soundtrack that included Sufjan Stevens, but I hear it's illegal to ride a bike while you have headphones on, and even if it's not, it's a dumb idea. So my morning was one of those movies a diegetic soundtrack, mostly of car tires and dogs, and one "55th Street. Walk sign. 55th Street. Walk sign."

Fortunately, the movie ground to an abrupt halt once I took my friend to the zoo. I don't think there are many movie conventions that could sustain a constant barrage of things like "Why don't any of the lions have horns?" and "I'm going to yell at that bear until it turns back into an elf." I also would refuse to be in any movie that involved me drinking a 32-ounce "Apocalyptic Ice" Slurpee. Especially since it was purchased from an oddly picturesque, yet internally stereotypical (down to the cashiers) 7-11.

I am going to be so sore tomorrow. Ten-mile bike rides after months of being sedentary are only fun in the few hours afterward, before the pain sets in. Though the sunset on the way back, with random people silhouetted in the blue-screen panorama, was pretty worth it.
Well, I'm not dead yet. Despite freezing temperatures, windchills, a nasty papercut across four fingers from my health insurance papers, and having to bail my bathtub out with a pair of saucepans (Aye, me mateys, indoor plumbin' ain't all I thought she'd be). It wasn't long ago that someone described my life as rather "Kafkaesque" and though, as far as I know, I'm not a giant bug yet, the absurdity-and-doom-as-status-quo is pretty much spot-on. I guess it's good to know that, even though the grand author's switched up the settings and the sleep schedule a bit, the themes are still pretty much the same. I'm trying to figure out whether it'd be better or worse to have, say, Lovecraft at the helm. Perhaps he is, and I'll only find out tomorrow night when/if they fix our shower drain. Who knows what could be down there.

Right... so, the new job isn't bad. The office is pretty friendly, all-in-all, though I find myself relating more to the people slightly younger and much older than me (which leads to me bothering the partners more than I should with questions, and probably not being as aloof or cowering around them as I should be. I had lunch with one of them on my first day). The ones my age and a little older, with lives and kids and tattoos and vulgarity, with Certainty About the World emanating from them like stink lines... they kind of put me off. But that happens. Fundamental clash of worldview and whatnot. It just means I have to keep my weirdness in check. Whiiich is what's basically led me (within about 15 minutes of starting this job) to the conclusion that I need a more advanced degree or something, because I can't be the weird girl in the office forever. When I had this idea, I was discounting the option of just becoming a writer and not having to deal with all of it, though... I dunno. We'll see how much of a financial foundation I can lay down for now. It won't be much, but maybe I can start saving for another degree, or a writing cottage and a few years to sit in it and see what happens.

The work, I suppose, is something I should bring up. Right now it's pretty easy find and replace, cut and paste sort of stuff with mortgage info (guys, don't take out mortgages you can't pay. The daily interest on a loan in default is crazy. And it makes me think you're stupid). I know they're working me up to bigger things, though, at a rather rapid pace. I've been on complaints for two days now, and they're switching me tomorrow, and again next week. Who knows what I'll be doing by the week after. I was told that I should set up my e-mail account and make sure I had an appropriate signature. So far, I think my job description best sums up to "Fiercest and Unwavering Enemy of Staples on Mortgages and Promisory Notes. Rawr." It's a shame I can't really get away with being The Office Weird Girl.

Speaking of weird... It's so weird being one of the masses of people commuting into downtown at 8 in the morning. There are just... so many.

And now, since I haven't had a full night's sleep in days, I am going to try to go to sleep. Hopefully.
Life has been... odd, lately. Things have been generally yucky, but lately have always seemed to settle back into tolerable in the strangest ways. (Like the two fights on the bus last night that segued into sitting in the back of the sketchier bus route laughing with a guy who looked and sounded like Mickey Smith, only in zombie makeup.) And today... today involved dressing up semi-professionally and galavanting about the streets of the south loop on a Quest for [livejournal.com profile] deathscytheheck's rightful payment (which was received, but has not been cashed). And after lunch I went to the library, where I found a copy of Electric Blue. Which is a completely insignificant and even baffling thing until you know that that was the working title for my BA project until February of last year. And today is, incidentally, the exact six-month anniversary of me turning the blasted thing in. Incidentally, this book also stars a female heroine in a mystery. Incidentally, she also appears to be somewhat at the mercy of an eccentric PI. That's... about all it shares, and by the looks of it (right down to the author photo showing her with her pug that, hmmm, is probably an awful lot like the pug her protagonist has) it's everything I didn't want my BA to be. Snarky heroine driven by the attractiveness of men, murder as the main plot device. Anyway! I've decided that I'm going to read it. And then I'm going to read my BA for the first time in six months. Because I think this is what the Grand Author wants me to do (since it's being so obvious about this). And then I'll see how things go.

(My lunch today was six dollars and sixty six cents. I am going to monitor the cost of my lunch in the future, to keep tabs on just how cursed I am. Especially since I'm fairly certain I've ordered that exact same thing before, and it did not have that total. What's up here, universe?)

P.S. For everyone I've pestered about NaNo, my profile is here. Link me yours, because apparently the search is down until the site isn't as "busy." Which will be... the end of November. And I intend to finish this year, goshdarnit, because I have nothing to lose. And I'm actually excited, because I have an outline and a very random working title that no other author writing the same basic thing this year is likely to steal (take THAT Grand Author. Let's see how many other people you gave a dream to that involved Mr Holland's Opus: Redux WITH ROBOTS in which someone was wearing designer Shada shoes. Good luck figuring the title out from that.)
evilhippo: hippo (37 [listening])
( Oct. 5th, 2007 01:16 am)
Guys, I think I have to take this job. I am going to apply for it, and if they contact me and if it sounds as gloriously entertaining as I'm making it sound in my head, I am going to ask all of you to collectively will me into it. (I wanna work at a detective agency! Maybe someday I'd get to be a detective! A real private eye! It'd be awesomesauce. Also, saying "I work at a detective agency" is SO much cooler than "I work at a bank," even if they both boil down to data-entry.)

P.S. Guys, I don't think I make the point enough that my life has a literary aesthetic far too often. I would say there's a 95% chance that, provided they are telling the truth about being in the loop, this detective agency is the "Baker Street Detective Agency." So not only would I be working for a detective agency, I'd be working for one named after Sherlock Holmes' street. Very cute. (One of the other choices is "Star Planet International Detectives", which sounds so much like a comic book agency that I might have to question my belief in a Grand Author in this case and reassign it to Quirky Detectives. Awww, quirky detectives. I would love to work for you.)
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