Okay, this is really apparently sweeps week

[evilhippo]

Okay, grand author, you win. I concede that you're going to get your dramatic spring finale no matter what I do, and I'll play my role on one condition: after tomorrow, can we please go back to being a sitcom?

(I liked the random reference to 2008 today, what with my commute being rerouted several miles even though I was on a bicycle; thanks Mr. Obama. Your motorcade better have been using the Lakefront Trail.)