evilhippo: hippo (19 [azkabam])
( Oct. 13th, 2006 02:04 am)
So, anyone have an idea what time it is? (Good, checking the time of the entry is a start. You're already eons ahead of the game.) So! Anyone care to explain why I just got called downstairs to fix the freaking evil goshdarn blasted broken useless printers? Again? Because two in the morning is not a time to be calling student tech staff! It is not a time to be calling anyone! Why me, why? Why was I the nice one who let all of the desk ladies figure out who she was? I took pity on them during move-in because things were a mess. Things are not a mess for them anymore (for the most part). Things are now a mess for me. Where-oh-where is my reciprocal pity? My co-workers have got the right idea. Best to pretend you don't exist. Saves you from the two a.m. phonecalls. Rargh! Good thing I was awake to take the call. If someone woke me up for those printers, I think I would spontaneously combust or something... (And then the fire alarm would go off at two in the morning, and we don't need something like that again this year.)
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evilhippo: hippo (41 [indescribable])
( Dec. 29th, 2005 11:52 pm)
Wow... what a night at work. We weren't busy, in a real techincal sense, but things happened. Things never happen! Well, not while I'm working. There was that drug bust over the summer that I, sadly, missed. But oooh dear. We were overstaffed for the first set, but that mattered not since it was a standard, semi-busy, mundane set. Then they sent all the minors home at 8 because we didn't need everyone, and they can only work until 11 or something. This left four of us at the concession, and we were all people that have been around for a while. (Which is awesome in its own way.) A good 45 minutes before the first movie of the set started, though, this giant group of probably 8-10-year-old boys came in and started yelling, running around, screwing with our game machines and whatnot. Our manager had to yell at them... then she went on break and told us some stories that I'd just love to retell and scare everyone with if I hadn't been sworn to secrecy. (They were... crap, I can't describe them without giving her away. I had to walk away at least twice, though, because of some of the things these stories involved, and some of them were a little too relatable. Maybe if you think hard enough about that, you can figure it out. Though why they were relatable has nothing to do with why I had to walk away, thankfully.) Then this small crowd of 20-somethings comes in, and one of the girls had a camera in her purse, which my manager had to tell her to put in her car. Apparently later (while we were also constantly checking theatre two to make sure the jerkface kids and their stupid father (who was more trouble than the kids he was watching, and only encouraged them to be idiotic) were behaving in the theatre. I heard something about "fire hazard" which I imagine means some of them were sitting in the aisles or something stupid... anyway)... later on these 20-somethings were apparently, in order to stick it to the man or whatever, attempting to record the movie with their cell phones. Brilliant, people! We let them off with a warning, I guess, because there's no way you could record an entire movie with a cell phone. But dude... how stupid are you?? Holy crap. So we're lucky we didn't end up kicking like, a good twenty people out, total. Amazing. Oh, and the two managers working were the ones that are usuall the most anal, but they were cool the whole night. Probably because we were all putting up with the same crap, and we're all experienced and responsible concessionists. (Okay, we're all experienced concessionists. I almost got a lecture for leaving a key in the register, but it was "like that when I got here", so I go off unpunished. Whew. But yeah, the first register I was on had a broken drawer that wouldn't automatically open when you wanted to ring someone up. That was fun.) Really, it's a very good thing I was in an oddly good mood tonight, energetic and everything, otherwise I would've died within the first few hours. What on earth is weird about today that caused so many people to go insane? I don't get it! But at least they kept me entertained.
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evilhippo: hippo (3 [grr])
( Aug. 20th, 2005 11:47 pm)
This is what you get when I let two days go by without making entries... Ahh. And I let them go not because I'm lazy, but because I was doing things. Shocking, innit?

Today )

Yesterday... )

Sigh... I know my sister's going to get back and take my computer away at the most inconvenient time now. But, it'll put an end to Skirtpants relating all his stupid computer problems to me... People complaining make me so mad anymore. I think it's because of all the complaining about the prices I endure at the theatre. And the general complaining about the theatre that people do. Like this lady who sent her three kids out to buy popcorn. Kids are not good at buying popcorn... so they left off a drink. Actually, they gave me a coupon for a free drink, and asked for three more drinks. So I said "the free drink, and three more, or just three drinks?" because there were only three of them, and kids make strange mistakes like that all the time. And they said "Just three drinks." Not willing to give up, I said "Three small drinks, one of them with this coupon?" They nodded, and I was satisfied. And were really slow at ordering, but eventually decided on a large popcorn. So I upsized one of the drinks to a medium, because that'd make it a combo and our combo percentages would be happy and I'd be a good employee or whatever. And didn't notice that they didn't have enough money until I'd already gotten everything. They weren't just a quarter short, either. It was several dollars. (I would've forgiven them the quarter, I had at least three laying around on the counter because people drop their change). So they ran back in the theatre and harassed their mother or whatever, and one of them stood around waiting. Then they got back with the money and I was like "Okay, that'll be $14.50, what did you want for the medium drink?" because the girl who had the medium drink had run off for the money. And she said Sprite, so I gave her Sprite. I went to take their money... and the one gave me this look like I was stupid and said "Where's the other small drink?" The way she said it, she probably could've been snapping her fingers at me, too, with her head tilted to the side and her hand on her hip. Whatever. And I was like "You only ordered three, what did you want for the other one?" They wanted a small Sprite. So I gave them their four drinks. And then they said, once again like I was the stupid one, that the medium drink was Pepsi. We are obligated, when someone requests Pepsi, to remind people that we only have Coke. I get the look again. And they tell me they want Dr Pepper. I remind them that we have Coke products only, and therefore have no Pepsi or Dr Pepper, but we do have Coke or Mr. Pibb. She tells me she wants Coke. So I give them Coke, and once again they notice that they are short, because they didn't freaking order the fourth drink the first time. I think it was at this point I realized that it would only end in tears. Because they ran back in the theatre again, and about a minute later their mother comes stomping out of the theatre and says "I ordered four small drinks and a large popcorn, what the hell is your problem out here?" By this point, I was actually mad. It took a lot not to snap back at her, but I don't think I was polite at all by responding "The total is $18.50. You only gave them $16." I got the "you're stupid" look again, and I was ready to throw things at them, but they paid and I gave them their change, and I hope I never see them again, ever. Or at least not the mother. I could see the kids again, they were sort of nice. Just... as long as they're not buying things. I mean... jeez people. Get a grip. Kids mess up orders. It is so not my fault. Neither are the prices. Or the sizes. Or the candy choices. Nor the temperature in the theatre, the focus of the picture, the sound, the lack of cupholders, the faulty video games and vending machines, the particularly sticky spot on the floor, or even the pop syrup stains on the floor in the back. Not me. You can complain about the popcorn to me. And the pretzels and nachos. I have some small amount of control over those. Heck, even the pop sometimes. Anything else? STFU. I don't want to hear it, I can't do anything about it. Oh, and don't ask me for change, I can't open my drawer back here, but there's a change machine down there at the end of the counter, unless you need ones, in which case you'll have to go out front to the box office. Yes, outside there. Where you bought your tickets. Yes, the number 2 combo costs $29.50. That's a ticket machine over there, not an ATM. Please quit tapping that with your finger just because it says "tap here," it's for credit cards and it's not hooked up yet. Yes, this is a medium. Yes, we have longer straws for that. Yes, you can have more butter on that; no, it's not extra. Free refills all around; drink up, the world's about to end. Last orders. And I was trying not to kill your friendslist before I went on this rant, honest.
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Yaawn! Today was probably the most boring mid-July day I've ever had to deal with at the theatre. We probably had about fifty people all day. That's it. And that's bad. During the day in September after school's started, we get about thirty people. And that's when there's only two sets, rather than three. It was pathetic. And boring. So, so boring. So boring that I've got yet another receipt tape full of plotting. At least it's not for fanfic like it was last year when things like this happened. It's for rp... it's probably worse. Actually, I was thinking about it today... probably most of what I do is worse than D&D. Without the demonic associations, of course. Which is what counts. And I don't act these things out in person. Ever. Nor do I deal with dice. The most bizarre thing that happened to me today was that some random guy came in and asked me how much the "brown M&Ms" were. I told him $3.75. He accused me of being racist and trying to keep the black man down. He went into our restroom. He came back out, demanded coffee and M&Ms very loudly from me, then stormed out. I stared at the door for a bit as he stormed across the parking lot, then turned and shrugged at the usher and his friend, who had been laughing at me since the guy came in. It was the very definition of a wtf moment. There's not even anything you can say to someone like that. Except maybe "Sorry, I'm afraid you're mistaken. Our prices are the same for everyone, and it is not a part of a massive racist conspiracy on the part of the M&Ms-Mars corporation that the bag of plain M&Ms is brown. In fact, if it were it would be more of a gesture of acceptance, since the brown bag of M&Ms is the standard bag of normal M&Ms. This is like saying that fence posts and buildings are thin, tall rods because architects are all macho-men. I mean, that's not exactly the same thing, because I'm not sure chocolate is brown for any specifically useful reason. But if it were, that'd work perfectly." End quotes. I will shut up now.
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