Wow...

[evilhippo]

I have never woken up from a dream laughing before... my mind can be so twisted sometimes. My dream was actually pretty long last night, but I don't have a whole lot of time to write it out right now since I have to get dressed and get to Bio in about ten minutes. Anyway... the one point in the dream right now that seems to be sticking with me more than the funny part was when I cleverly deceived the guys in my room into thinking I was chugging the Strawberry Schnapps (which they said was vodka), because I was mad at them for making fun of me for not drinking. That's going to need a bit more explanation too... But anyway, the good part! I was upstairs on the track at Henry Crown with two of my friends (can't remember exactly who they were right now) and we were practicing the long jump. We were late, however, and we were supposed to be having a practice with all new new people on the team. The new people on our team consisted mostly of members of the Yankees who had been traded to us. Traded to the UofC track team. And they included Derek Jeter, some strange Jamaican guy in green with a crutch that everyone called the frog, and some other guy that I can't remember right now except that he was tall and bulky and looked like he used steroids. Also, there were these random 40-something Hispanic women on the team all of a sudden, and while I was waiting in line I had to hold her makeup pencil while she fixed her eye makeup (by brushing her eyelashes over to one side and drawing her eyebrows on...errr). And some other lady behind me made some kind of joke about the pencil that I did not want to hear, so I walked quickly up by the board where the coach was making everyone do short jumping drills. Most of the guys in front of us were looking sort of confused, and then we came up to this one guy who climbed up this ladder thing to this cut-off sliding board, and he was supposed to jump off into the pit. He.. err... just stood up, bounced twice, and flopped in headfirst. The worst part was the noise it made though. I think it coincided with my roomie knocking her arm against the wall, so he hit with this dull thud. It was horrible, but so hilarious. Hehehe.

I also dreampt that I came back home without packing anything except my return ticket. And I had to fight these weird zombies to get back to Chicago. And there was some weird part about running around farms where it was all sunny and green and... it looked like my mind had based it off of some sort of video game or something. Though who knows where it would have gotten that idea, huh?