I am going to bed in fifteen minutes. Honest.

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Which Genocidal Maniac Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

Are you damned?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!
Sleep is good.
"Ten years ago, no one had even heard of cheese!"

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Which Genocidal Maniac Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

Are you damned?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!
Sleep is good.
"Ten years ago, no one had even heard of cheese!"