Hmmm...

[evilhippo]

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:
3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:

Sex: female
Birth weight: 11 lbs. 12 oz.
Length at birth: 6 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 8%
Most likely defect: March of Dimes

Phew... I was starting to worry that somehow I might possibly be pregnant. Well, I guess I'll just have to blame the morning sickness on the food from BJ. Hehehe. I'm not quite sure how "March of Dimes" is a birth defect, though... maybe they mean prematurity. I think my baby's most likely birth defect is going to be his name... which is apparently going to be Basil Bart Smith-Schmidt. Trying to imagine a six-inch long eleven pound baby is just mind boggling, though. Must be made of lead. Oh, and from here, by the way.

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[sketchyheart.livejournal.com]

....I'm the only one that's pregnant!! ...my child must be an offspring of pure evil.... O_0;