I fail...

[evilhippo]

All right, I am a complete sell-out hipster and an embarrassment to myself, but if anyone else is going/wants to go to the Pitchfork Music Festival this summer, I could use the company. I'm going now because Beirut is going to be there and that officially puts it over the number of bands I can stand missing, even when music snobs and hipsters are involved.

I officially offer you a free spot on my couch and my Chicago expertise, and some pancakes, if you want.

Seriously. If anyone is considering going, I need someone to protect me from the hipsters. And, I mean, we're all supposed to see the Flaming Lips before we die, and Beirut is awesome, and so is Grizzly Bear, and I suspect I may actually learn to like The National if I see them live. Plus all the people I have no interest in/have never heard of, who may turn out to be cool.

I promise I'm actually a happy-go-lucky concert-goer, and not the sort of downer music snob who doesn't enjoy anything anymore (that's who I want you to protect me from).

Anyone, anyone?

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[look-alive.livejournal.com]

Seriously! You could just get one of those big stupid straw hats with the wide brim and all the straw stuff sticking out everywhere and you'd be golden. Say it's for a skin condition.


Also, I just invented cake waffles. Cake waffles, like Voldemort, are freaking awesome.

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

Yesss. My plan for this week is to find a good festivalling hat for the rest of the summer. It's a shame tricornes don't have absurdly large brims. I've always wanted one of those.

Oooh, cake waffles sound wonderful. Do me a solid and share with me your knowledge?