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[evilhippo]

Well, I'm still alive (raptor attacks aside). I'm also experiencing the extreme pain of using disinfectants on a more-than-8-hours-ignored injury. (Me? Doing something stupid like carrying deathscytheheck on my back and nearly faceplanting on the corner of Dearborn last night? Nevar!). Things are still disorganized, livingroomless, and underemployed, which is why I haven't really been writing much. No use in the same sort of complaining. The CTA still hates me. It has made me late to two interviews recently, and has caused me to nearly get mugged, and also has a habit of disappearing from where it's supposed to be and then doing incomprehensible things and breaking down, making me very late to work (I really dislike my job right now, but I'd prefer not to get fired from it, thanks CTA).

I'm still sorting out what to do with myself. Lately I've just had a strong need to... build something. I don't know. What I'm doing now is useful to the bank, but it isn't useful to anyone who would thank me for it, and so it drives me nuts. (I don't quite know why this translates into wanting to build something... tangible proof of my labor?) I think what it boils down to (and has for the past like, 3 months) is that I need a hobby. Badly. Any suggestions?

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[look-alive.livejournal.com]

AAAAAUGH

NOW THE WHOLE INTERNETS THINKS I'M FAAAT! *wail*


hehehehehehe

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

AND THEY SHALL KNOW OF MY SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

AND YOU SUPERHUMAN FACEPLANTING!

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

THAT TOO. ESPECIALLY THAT. IT IS ONE OF MY GREATEST TALENTS.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

AS WITNESSED IN YOUR AMAZING LEAP OF AMAZINGNESS!

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

SOON EVEN THE STREET PERFORMERS ON MICHIGAN AVENUE WILL STOP PAINTING THEMSELVES SILVER AND DEVOTE THEIR TIME TO THE STUDY OF MY SUPERIOR FACEPLANTING TECHNIQUES.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

WAIT. WAIT NO THIS IS GOOD. MY BRAIN IS WORKING NOW.

WE NEED TO BE STREET PERFORMERS FOR OUR JOBS!

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

WEREN'T WE GOING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, EXCEPT WITH LIVING IN BOXES, SLOWLY GOING MAD, AND THEN SELLING OUR BOXES ON EBAY?

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

WHY YES. YES WE WERE!

BUT NO THIS TOTALLY SOLVES THE COLLECTIVE EMPLOYMENT ISSUE.

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

I AGREE. I CAN FACEPLANT, YOU CAN DANCE, AND LISA CAN BURST INTO FLAMES FROM EMBARRASSMENT. IT'S PERFECT.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

WE ARE AGAIN ASSERTED AS THE TRIFECTA!

WORSHIP ACCORDINGLY ALL YE INFIDELS