My poor floor

[evilhippo]

I must say, from time to time the Shoreland (I don't know how it pulls it off) manages to quite effectively offend my senses but not my literary sensibilities. I now know it for a fact that if the lobby smells rancid in Act 2 (to the point that it must be remarked upon at length), the culprit must be used to vacuum the floor in Act 4.

So, my room smelled like horrid burning last night and the carpet's still just as filthy. Thanks, Shoreland, for lending me the vacuum that did so molest my nose two years ago. I now know its name is 33. That was a mystery I wasn't expecting to solve. You'd better not charge me for the burn marks on the floor by my couch.

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[lisiche.livejournal.com]

...did the vacuum actually burn the carpet??

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

Yes. Well, more specifically its belt-thing burned the carpet. But that's still the vacuum's fault. (You'd think adjusting it so it was higher off the carpet would be a good solution, but somehow that turned out to be impossible.)