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Guys, SUVs suck. I mean, why bother when microcars are so much cuter?
Seriously, I want like an entire mafia driving this car around. They'd be unstoppable.
I mean, really... if people are going to go wtf at your car, it should be for a more fuel-efficient and amusing reason. Some of these look like they were meant to be pedalled (... and some of them are). I say we redirect our pop-culture nostalgia away from the 80s (which mostly sucked) and bring back radio plays and finally realize that tiny cars are cool. Even if some soccer mom in even a normal-sized minivan (which don't exist anymore, probably) could crush you flat. Perhaps with cartoonish cars, though, cartoonish physics also apply, and you could pull a portable hole out of your hammerspace and disappear them.
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Seriously, I want like an entire mafia driving this car around. They'd be unstoppable.
I mean, really... if people are going to go wtf at your car, it should be for a more fuel-efficient and amusing reason. Some of these look like they were meant to be pedalled (... and some of them are). I say we redirect our pop-culture nostalgia away from the 80s (which mostly sucked) and bring back radio plays and finally realize that tiny cars are cool. Even if some soccer mom in even a normal-sized minivan (which don't exist anymore, probably) could crush you flat. Perhaps with cartoonish cars, though, cartoonish physics also apply, and you could pull a portable hole out of your hammerspace and disappear them.
This post brought to you by "We were at mid-Ohio and there was this guy driving an Isetta around, have you ever seen one of those? Look it up online" and the phenomenon called Wikipedia Leads to Extreme Distraction.
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BABY CARSIf you mean the 1954 Mivalino, that was totally my favorite. I don't think it would hold as much stuff as my minivan, but it would probably be easier to park in the crappy spot I always end up with when I come home from work at midnight.
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Also, your icon... ::watches it a few more times::