I. Hate. Computers.

[evilhippo]

If this computer tells me that is has eaten my external harddrive and then erases all my playcounts in iTunes and screws up all of my playlists ONE MORE TIME I am going to set it on fire. And then blow it up. And stomp on the pieces. Then bury them. Right now, it will only play songs by Björk. (Honest. Everything else is there, but when you tell them to play, nothing happens. Doesn't even claim they're missing. Unless the song is by Björk. WTF.) I swear... the ridiculous problems I manage to have with computers...

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[lisiche.livejournal.com]

*opens mouth* ... *closes* .... *opens again* ...... *closes and gives up*

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think that about sums it up. ^_^

[sketchyheart.livejournal.com]

I suggest we take that computer and the yearbook one, place them in a large wooden barrel with a spout, and have some robot make computer wine for us. Because us doing it ourselves would result in our feet in pain.

Unless we wear Ultra Duty metal bottomed boots.

Or had a convenient Cyborg!Havoc at our disposal. Becuase this is a crime.

CRIME.

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

I'm so up for Cyborg!Havoc wreaking... doom on these computers. Do you think having them laser'd first would hurt the quality of the wine?

[sketchyheart.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I don't think laserz would do anything to horrible to the wine quality. They might even enhance it and make it that much sweeter.

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Perhaps we can sell any surplus we have, too. As threats to other errant pieces of machinery.

[jabberwockeyes.livejournal.com]

Bjork? It's so incredibly random. And Evil. :(

Hugs.