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If Izumi cooked something, what would it be, and what would Severus Snape and Luna Lovegood think about having been invited to join in?
Judging by her reading material, Izumi would whip up something interesting, yet easy… probably some form of stir-fry. Slightly spicy. Snape would probably spend a good amount of time sneering at Luna, especially once she started questioning Izumi about alchemy. I’m not sure when, exactly, Izumi would be forced to pwn Snape, but depending on the first impression they got of each other, I think it might have to happen before she served cookies for dessert.
Lee Scoresby, Mal, and Izumi are going to Target in downtown Chicago to buy stuff for class/living/pleasure/etc. but they have no car. What will they buy? How are they going to get there and back? And who will carry what?
Izumi picks up practical things, house supplies and such. Mal doesn’t have enough money for what he needs, and somehow manages to mooch off of Lee, and they probably end up trading war stories while Izumi scoffs at them for being military. I’m not quite sure what Lee’s doing there (buying ballast?). Perhaps, since they have no car, he’s there to give them a lift home in his balloon. If they had to walk, though, I don’t think any of them would have any trouble carrying things home. Izumi could probably carry all of their groceries, and Lee and Mal.
If you could assign Ginko, Roy Mustang, Luna Lovegood, Wash, a Dalek, Izumi, Gandalf, Citan, and Hamlet to the nine main characters in The Great Gatsby, who would they be?
All right… Nick – Ginko; Gatsby – Hamlet; Daisy – Wash; Tom – a Dalek; Jordan – Roy; Myrtle – Izumi; George – Citan; Owl-Eyes – Luna; Klipspringer – Gandalf. Thank you for not asking why, because I couldn’t even tell you on half of them. Ginko’s Nick because he’s sort of just walking through the whole story observing, I have no idea why Gatsby is Hamlet, but they’ve both got a rather vivid dreamer sort of thing going on. Wash is Daisy because, um, I had nowhere else to put him (Hamlet/Wash OTP!). Tom is a Dalek because he’s a jerkface, though I briefly considered George, post-insanity, as a Dalek, because the thought of it mowing down Hamlet in the pool yelling “EXTERMINATE!” is rather funny. Roy is Jordan because he wasn’t anyone else (Actually, Ginko/Roy is much less bizarre than Hamlet/Wash). Izumi is Myrtle because, um… Myrtle was very energetic and vital, but Izumi would’ve flipped that car over rather than let it hit her. And Citan is George because… I have no idea. He didn’t fit anywhere else, and I just decided that Gandalf would make a better Klipspringer, because I could see him rigging the world series easier than Citan, and he’s got a bigger nose. And Luna as Owl-Eyes makes the most sense out of anyone. And it looks like I've gone and answered why anyway.
If you HAVE to pair Hughes with someone in Harry Potter Slash fandom (i.e. different from the book, this is the characters' personalities under the pens of rabid fangirls), who would it be?
All right… after giving this about five-ten minutes of thought, I’ve decided that I would stick Hughes with Snape. Why? Because most of the really scary fangirls stick with Harry and Draco. Plus everyone else is too young for him, and Dumbledore would just be creepy. Okay, maybe Lupin would be okay, but… I dunno, if we go with standard fangirl Marauders-era canon, Snape was a huge angstbucket, kind of like Roy sometimes. So Hughes would know how to deal with that. If I stuck him with Lupin, James and Sirius would get jealous. Oh, and I’d send Hughes off with the secret mission of finding out what Snape’s actual plans were. (Because, deep down, I believe that even canon-raped characters know their own canon motivations. Even if their writers don’t. (-:)
Bonus!) If you find number 3 too horrific to even think of, you can answer alternatively to the question: If there's an orgy at Merlin's house, which of the 15 would be in it and what would they be eating besides each other's genitalia? (Orgy means four people or more.)
No. (PS, Hughes is never going to forgive either of us for question 3)
Ginko, Snape, Hughes, Hawkeye, and Hamlet are doing a production of Hamlet. What character is each of them cast as?
Hamlet, when he finds out he has been cast as himself, reads the play and declines the role in favour of playing his own father's ghost, or perhaps his mother. Hawkeye, vaguely annoyed, agrees to play the queen, even though Hamlet worries her (she doesn’t let on, but she’s prepared to shoot him in case he goes nuts). Hughes, natch, is cast as Polonius, and revels in spouting advice to everyone until he discovers he gets killed, and his daughter dies. Then he sort of freaks out, which probably makes Hamlet think madness is a cool idea (because Hughes becomes sort of a father figure for everyone, including Hamlet, and if the director had just had the foresight to see that and not cast him as someone who DIES this who thing would have been averted. But the director's evil and needs plot), and he decides he really is a ghost and starts haunting Snape (who has now assumed the role of Hamlet). At this point, things are so confused, Ginko ends up in the role of Horatio just because he and Snape are busy trying exorcise Hamlet. Then rocks fall and everyone dies.
Lee Scoresby, Snape, and Mal are taking a class together, in or out of school. What class is it? What do they do for their final projects?
The class is topography, and Snape is royally ticked that he has to be in it, because he wanted to take DADA, but it was full. Lee and Mal need it for their flight licenses, and consider beating the crap out of Snape for being whiny and not doing any of the work. In the end, they make a topographic map of the Hogwarts grounds (which they know well from having to chase Snape back there to get him to help) out of the ballast Lee bought at Target.
A Dalek, Izumi, Citan, and Ginko are on a panel at a convention being run by Roy. What's the panel about? Luna Lovegood is in the audience, asking questions. What are the questions? How do they answer?
The panel is on Oppressive Civilizations (Dalek and Citan) vs Self-Imposed Idyllic Lifestyles (Izumi and Ginko). Roy is running it, obviously, to gather information for his future government (if you look closely, Hughes is hiding in the back taking copious notes). Luna Lovegood, however, gets it into her mind to ask many, many questions about conspiracies. Izumi, having gotten to know her over stir fry and cookies, is happy to entertain her with all kinds of negative propaganda against the military. Citan makes a few attempts to counter it, then after a while gives up on pretending he’s not on the same side. She asks Ginko about Crumple-Horned Snorkacks, and he comes up with a form of Mushi that is somewhat like her description, which delights her. Somehow, they all ignore the Dalek until enough of the questions have been answered for me to get through this prompt, then Luna begins a question with “Who” (even though, you know, everyone only knows him as the Doctor, I need some sort of way to move this along, so...), causing it to go nuts (a lot like Hamlet, only with more immediate violence). Izumi and Citan team up and attempt to subdue it after Roy’s fire (already designated as the means by which the panel would be kept under control) fails to damage it. Hughes drags Luna out of the room, because she’s a sitting duck standing there staring at it, and eventually, after Citan deflects a good number of death rays somehow with his sword… um… the Dalek teleports away. >.> And everyone lives happily ever after, even though Hughes is still shaken up from having to play Polonius.
If Izumi cooked something, what would it be, and what would Severus Snape and Luna Lovegood think about having been invited to join in?
Judging by her reading material, Izumi would whip up something interesting, yet easy… probably some form of stir-fry. Slightly spicy. Snape would probably spend a good amount of time sneering at Luna, especially once she started questioning Izumi about alchemy. I’m not sure when, exactly, Izumi would be forced to pwn Snape, but depending on the first impression they got of each other, I think it might have to happen before she served cookies for dessert.
Lee Scoresby, Mal, and Izumi are going to Target in downtown Chicago to buy stuff for class/living/pleasure/etc. but they have no car. What will they buy? How are they going to get there and back? And who will carry what?
Izumi picks up practical things, house supplies and such. Mal doesn’t have enough money for what he needs, and somehow manages to mooch off of Lee, and they probably end up trading war stories while Izumi scoffs at them for being military. I’m not quite sure what Lee’s doing there (buying ballast?). Perhaps, since they have no car, he’s there to give them a lift home in his balloon. If they had to walk, though, I don’t think any of them would have any trouble carrying things home. Izumi could probably carry all of their groceries, and Lee and Mal.
If you could assign Ginko, Roy Mustang, Luna Lovegood, Wash, a Dalek, Izumi, Gandalf, Citan, and Hamlet to the nine main characters in The Great Gatsby, who would they be?
All right… Nick – Ginko; Gatsby – Hamlet; Daisy – Wash; Tom – a Dalek; Jordan – Roy; Myrtle – Izumi; George – Citan; Owl-Eyes – Luna; Klipspringer – Gandalf. Thank you for not asking why, because I couldn’t even tell you on half of them. Ginko’s Nick because he’s sort of just walking through the whole story observing, I have no idea why Gatsby is Hamlet, but they’ve both got a rather vivid dreamer sort of thing going on. Wash is Daisy because, um, I had nowhere else to put him (Hamlet/Wash OTP!). Tom is a Dalek because he’s a jerkface, though I briefly considered George, post-insanity, as a Dalek, because the thought of it mowing down Hamlet in the pool yelling “EXTERMINATE!” is rather funny. Roy is Jordan because he wasn’t anyone else (Actually, Ginko/Roy is much less bizarre than Hamlet/Wash). Izumi is Myrtle because, um… Myrtle was very energetic and vital, but Izumi would’ve flipped that car over rather than let it hit her. And Citan is George because… I have no idea. He didn’t fit anywhere else, and I just decided that Gandalf would make a better Klipspringer, because I could see him rigging the world series easier than Citan, and he’s got a bigger nose. And Luna as Owl-Eyes makes the most sense out of anyone. And it looks like I've gone and answered why anyway.
If you HAVE to pair Hughes with someone in Harry Potter Slash fandom (i.e. different from the book, this is the characters' personalities under the pens of rabid fangirls), who would it be?
All right… after giving this about five-ten minutes of thought, I’ve decided that I would stick Hughes with Snape. Why? Because most of the really scary fangirls stick with Harry and Draco. Plus everyone else is too young for him, and Dumbledore would just be creepy. Okay, maybe Lupin would be okay, but… I dunno, if we go with standard fangirl Marauders-era canon, Snape was a huge angstbucket, kind of like Roy sometimes. So Hughes would know how to deal with that. If I stuck him with Lupin, James and Sirius would get jealous. Oh, and I’d send Hughes off with the secret mission of finding out what Snape’s actual plans were. (Because, deep down, I believe that even canon-raped characters know their own canon motivations. Even if their writers don’t. (-:)
Bonus!) If you find number 3 too horrific to even think of, you can answer alternatively to the question: If there's an orgy at Merlin's house, which of the 15 would be in it and what would they be eating besides each other's genitalia? (Orgy means four people or more.)
No. (PS, Hughes is never going to forgive either of us for question 3)
Ginko, Snape, Hughes, Hawkeye, and Hamlet are doing a production of Hamlet. What character is each of them cast as?
Hamlet, when he finds out he has been cast as himself, reads the play and declines the role in favour of playing his own father's ghost, or perhaps his mother. Hawkeye, vaguely annoyed, agrees to play the queen, even though Hamlet worries her (she doesn’t let on, but she’s prepared to shoot him in case he goes nuts). Hughes, natch, is cast as Polonius, and revels in spouting advice to everyone until he discovers he gets killed, and his daughter dies. Then he sort of freaks out, which probably makes Hamlet think madness is a cool idea (because Hughes becomes sort of a father figure for everyone, including Hamlet, and if the director had just had the foresight to see that and not cast him as someone who DIES this who thing would have been averted. But the director's evil and needs plot), and he decides he really is a ghost and starts haunting Snape (who has now assumed the role of Hamlet). At this point, things are so confused, Ginko ends up in the role of Horatio just because he and Snape are busy trying exorcise Hamlet. Then rocks fall and everyone dies.
Lee Scoresby, Snape, and Mal are taking a class together, in or out of school. What class is it? What do they do for their final projects?
The class is topography, and Snape is royally ticked that he has to be in it, because he wanted to take DADA, but it was full. Lee and Mal need it for their flight licenses, and consider beating the crap out of Snape for being whiny and not doing any of the work. In the end, they make a topographic map of the Hogwarts grounds (which they know well from having to chase Snape back there to get him to help) out of the ballast Lee bought at Target.
A Dalek, Izumi, Citan, and Ginko are on a panel at a convention being run by Roy. What's the panel about? Luna Lovegood is in the audience, asking questions. What are the questions? How do they answer?
The panel is on Oppressive Civilizations (Dalek and Citan) vs Self-Imposed Idyllic Lifestyles (Izumi and Ginko). Roy is running it, obviously, to gather information for his future government (if you look closely, Hughes is hiding in the back taking copious notes). Luna Lovegood, however, gets it into her mind to ask many, many questions about conspiracies. Izumi, having gotten to know her over stir fry and cookies, is happy to entertain her with all kinds of negative propaganda against the military. Citan makes a few attempts to counter it, then after a while gives up on pretending he’s not on the same side. She asks Ginko about Crumple-Horned Snorkacks, and he comes up with a form of Mushi that is somewhat like her description, which delights her. Somehow, they all ignore the Dalek until enough of the questions have been answered for me to get through this prompt, then Luna begins a question with “Who” (even though, you know, everyone only knows him as the Doctor, I need some sort of way to move this along, so...), causing it to go nuts (a lot like Hamlet, only with more immediate violence). Izumi and Citan team up and attempt to subdue it after Roy’s fire (already designated as the means by which the panel would be kept under control) fails to damage it. Hughes drags Luna out of the room, because she’s a sitting duck standing there staring at it, and eventually, after Citan deflects a good number of death rays somehow with his sword… um… the Dalek teleports away. >.> And everyone lives happily ever after, even though Hughes is still shaken up from having to play Polonius.
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That has to be the best production of Hamlet ever. In a violent sort of a way. But getting squished by rocks is more interesting than ear poison and getting stabbed through a curtain, right?
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Shouldn't be too hard to claim it's from a lost folio. People would buy it, anyway.