My Musical Debut (Okay, not really)

[evilhippo]

In my random interent wanderings last night, I made a rather bizarre discovery. Because of my voice posts (all two of them), I actually show up as an artist on last.fm. Anyone want to help me come up with a good artist description? Or find more listeners. It's time to start the viral marketing. I'm sure there's a large group that wants to hear valley-girl ramblings about the Black-Eyed Peas and exhausted laughing about the spectre of William Rainey Harper. It'll be the next big thing. But only if I can come up with a good description... one that doesn't sound like I've stolen it from The Decemberists or Sufjan Stevens.

Comments

[linen.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I wonder if the "linen" up there is me?

I think you should use a bunch of large words to simply describe your life. See how complicated you can make it sound. Use that. *nodnod*

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

It could easily be... I know I've listened to your voice posts, and that'd trigger my winamp plug-in. (-;

Hmm... perhaps. Time to break out the thesaurus...

[linen.livejournal.com]

>D Thesaurus = best friend.

[flutingfrenzy.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to upload some images. How are people supposed to know whether they should listen to you if you haven't uploaded any images?

Also, it says you get a pony. Is that true?

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm... but that also means I have to come up with appropriate images. Like... hmmm. I wouldn't even know where to start. My work is clearly too eclectice to be emcompassed by one picture, so it'd have to be a collage... (-;

Of course! Unfortunately, I have to keep my pony delivery on indefinite hold until I have a backyard again. It's really a shame.

[flutingfrenzy.livejournal.com]

Well, that just shows you have something for everyone!

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

That puts a good spin on it. I'm also pro-feminist, clearly, because I've taken the time to come up with a feminine form of eclectic: eclectice. This will also be the name of one of my side projects. It's pronounced the same. ^_^ Or maybe I should put an é on the end instead... hmm...

[flutingfrenzy.livejournal.com]

Would that make you an eclectrix?

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

You know, it just might. Mostly because I like that word. Even though it sounds like it's a rather small step away from being an adjective for a multi-talented stripper or something.

[tragicamente.livejournal.com]

Hi, I was wondering if I could advertise a new community fma_exchange over at fma_writers?

It's a fic exchange community. If that's alright with you.

Faith

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

I don't see a problem with it. Go right ahead. ^_^