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First one meme...
Go to your music player of choice and put it all on shuffle. Say the
following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song
title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, my un-updated version of iTunes? When they Really Get to Know You They Will Run - Pedro the Lion
Hahahahahaha. Fine then! We'll see if I even bother to update you when I get back to school. This is war!
Will I have a happy life? Compass - Asian Kung-Fu Generation.
I guess that means I have to figure out what I'm doing with my life first...
What do my friends really think of me? Our Very Own Employment Office - Piebald
Umm?
Do people secretly lust after me? Super Trampoline School Kid - the pillows
Wtf??
What does [insert significant other] think of me? Poor Mary Lane - Moxy Früvous
Oh great. That song isn't creepy at all. And about MURDER. Yay.
How can I make myself happy? Romei - Ooshima Michiru
... you're not helping me much here, un-updated iTunes.
What should I do with my life? twinkle, twinkle - L'arc~en~Ciel
I shall launch myself into space! Or become a star! ... right. Well, at least it wasn't Ninja of the Night
Why must life be so full of pain? Plok Title Jam OCRemix - Mazedude
I'm sure this is deep in some truly philosophical way that is totally beyond me. Yep.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? My Pace Daiou - manzo
Well, at least this makes sense in some way...
Will I ever have children? Prologue - Kanamatsu Kouji
Okay, throw the Gankutsuou soundtrack in here at me. Does this mean that in the end my children will become the tools of some vengeful friend of mine?
Will I die happy? American Girls - Weezer and Soul Coughing
... okay then. ... nope, still doesn't make sense.
Can you give me some advice? Strange Days - Matthew Good Band
Well, I've noticed that.
What do you think happiness is? Someone Keeps Moving my Chair - They Might Be Giants
Well, okay, I won't take things seriously. But the practical jokes have been going a little too far lately, iTunes.
Then another...
The Rules: First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read
and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on
the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Maes Hughes
2. Roy Mustang
3. Jean Havoc
4. Lee Scoresby
5. Fox Mulder
6. Severus Snape
7. Holland
8.Shuu-chan
9. Dr Daniel Jackson
10. Spiderman
11. House
12. Albus Dumbledore
FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR CANONS DON'T PICK ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE I DID!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Snape and House... umm... no. But I'm tempted to check.
2) Do you think Four is hot? Yes.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would be very disturbed if Dumbledore impregnated Shuu-chan. It would've had to be some magical accident. I'm not sure what would happen after Shuu-chan was over the shock.
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Ahh... because the only one I've read is that truly terrible Highlander crossover that mentions him once or twice. I'm not sure I want to face ruining Stargate by getting into the fanfic.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Mustang and Snape. Hey, wait. Why is this always Snape? Hmmm... I guess it depends on how they met. Is Mustang in a position like Harry Potter's, or Dumbledore's?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Nine, because within some crossover universe Daniel Jackson might know him. But Spiderman and Mulder? Too strange.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? I'm really regretting writing down Dumbledore for 12. I think Holland would turn around and walk out, and never go near that room again... and once Mustang realized who he was having sex with, umm... nevermind. Ow.
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Jean Havoc, after somehow being thrown through the Gate, finally fulfills his dream of attending Columbia University. While there he falls in love with a very nice girl named Mary Jane. What will Spiderman do?Spiderman vs. Jean Havoc... who will win??
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? It would totally happen. But it would involve a lot of pictures. And Keiji Fujiwara would have a heck of a time acting it.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. I don't even know what would happen in a Holland/Dumbledore fic...
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Well, despite the fact that this is twisted, it'd probably involve Lee flying his balloon into Central though some sort of window he didn't know about, and Hughes investigating him. And... them realizing they're both really awesome and... nope, that doesn't leap to sex for either of them. It'd probably end with Lee's balloon being painted with a giant picture of Elysia.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Not that I know of. But then again, Eureka7's newish. And... eww... people might pair him with Renton. That's worse than Roy/Ed. Ewwwww! Actually, last night I determined that Roy/Ed's like tomato sauce and milk. There are some people who will drink milk with their pizza or spaghetti or something, and like it. But for me, tomatoes and milk don't go together at all, and I can't understand how.
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? There's someone on my friends list who reads three anything, I think. As proved by how disturbed we both were yesterday. Which totally wasn't het.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Not that I know of. I just threw House on the list randomly.
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I doubt anyone has given it a thought. However... now that you've mentioned it, Mustang, Lee Scoresby, and Mulder might end up in some weird situations together...
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? My Spider sense AHHH?
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Something... ummm... geez, it so doesn't help that I have Morning Musume stuck in my head.
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? OH GOD, WHAT HAS THE GATE DONE?! Awww.... Hughes looks so funny in wizard robes, doesn't he? Fine, fine! I can't write anything over PG! There'd likely be some sort of mystery that Hughes and Snape had to solve for Dumbledore. Or about Dumbledore. It'd be really screwed up. How on earth would Hughes end up at Hogwarts, anyway?
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? Hughes tells me you're Peter Parker. Now come with me or I'll set you on fire.
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Ahh... well, that was probably... three or four years ago? When I used to check the X-Files fics all the time.
21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Synthetic substances.
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? House... and... Daniel Jackson. Umm... sober, probably not. Drunk? ... probably not. On hallucinogens? Possibly.
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Umm... Havoc and Holland-o. ... Holland, I guess. I couldn't see Havoc causing all of this.
24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Hughes and Daniel Jackson are in a happy relationship until Daniel Jackson suddenly runs off with Lee Scoresby. Hughes, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with House and a brief unhappy affair with Albus Dumbledore, then follows the wise advice of Fox Mulder and finds true love with Havoc.
Ow. Oh dear goodness ow. I'm not sure it'd be possible to write this. At all. Ever. So... Daniel Jackson goes through the Stargate and ends up in Central, where he and Hughes somehow fall in love... but Lee Scoresby in his balloon comes through that plothole I made earlier and Daniel finds him cooler because he pilots a hot air ballooneven though Hughes has the subtle knife. And... umm... Hughes wanders off and somehow crosses over into the real world where he meets House and for some reason has a one-night stand with him... and... gets summoned into the Harry Potter universe by a very strange spell Dumbledore's using. But Hughes discovers he's a muggle and would never fit in in the magical world, so he wanders allll the way across the ocean to Washington DC, where he meets Mulder, who finds a psychic to guide him back home to Amestris, into the welcoming arms of Havoc, who he would never ever hurt. ... And I still haven't answered the question! So I'd call it... Ummm... Love Quest! Maes Hughes' Totally Impossible Cross-Canon Journey. And I'd force Sketchy, and Becada, and Windresistant to read it. Bwahahaha.
25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? ...What canon? ... and poor Keiji Fujiwara. But if Honey and Clover and Eureka7 suddenly took place in the same universe... man, Morita would be out there piloting some sort of giant robot, and all the relationships in Gekko State would be so much more screwed up... Talho would be pretty ticked off. Oh, and could you imagine everyone's confusion if Shuu-chan dragged Holland-o home with him? Hahaha. All right... my brain hurts. This obviously was not meant to be done like this...
I was going to ramble about something here... but it was probably useless, and right now my brain is pretty broken...
Go to your music player of choice and put it all on shuffle. Say the
following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song
title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, my un-updated version of iTunes? When they Really Get to Know You They Will Run - Pedro the Lion
Hahahahahaha. Fine then! We'll see if I even bother to update you when I get back to school. This is war!
Will I have a happy life? Compass - Asian Kung-Fu Generation.
I guess that means I have to figure out what I'm doing with my life first...
What do my friends really think of me? Our Very Own Employment Office - Piebald
Umm?
Do people secretly lust after me? Super Trampoline School Kid - the pillows
Wtf??
What does [insert significant other] think of me? Poor Mary Lane - Moxy Früvous
Oh great. That song isn't creepy at all. And about MURDER. Yay.
How can I make myself happy? Romei - Ooshima Michiru
... you're not helping me much here, un-updated iTunes.
What should I do with my life? twinkle, twinkle - L'arc~en~Ciel
I shall launch myself into space! Or become a star! ... right. Well, at least it wasn't Ninja of the Night
Why must life be so full of pain? Plok Title Jam OCRemix - Mazedude
I'm sure this is deep in some truly philosophical way that is totally beyond me. Yep.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? My Pace Daiou - manzo
Well, at least this makes sense in some way...
Will I ever have children? Prologue - Kanamatsu Kouji
Okay, throw the Gankutsuou soundtrack in here at me. Does this mean that in the end my children will become the tools of some vengeful friend of mine?
Will I die happy? American Girls - Weezer and Soul Coughing
... okay then. ... nope, still doesn't make sense.
Can you give me some advice? Strange Days - Matthew Good Band
Well, I've noticed that.
What do you think happiness is? Someone Keeps Moving my Chair - They Might Be Giants
Well, okay, I won't take things seriously. But the practical jokes have been going a little too far lately, iTunes.
Then another...
The Rules: First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read
and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on
the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Maes Hughes
2. Roy Mustang
3. Jean Havoc
4. Lee Scoresby
5. Fox Mulder
6. Severus Snape
7. Holland
8.Shuu-chan
9. Dr Daniel Jackson
10. Spiderman
11. House
12. Albus Dumbledore
FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR CANONS DON'T PICK ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE I DID!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Snape and House... umm... no. But I'm tempted to check.
2) Do you think Four is hot? Yes.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would be very disturbed if Dumbledore impregnated Shuu-chan. It would've had to be some magical accident. I'm not sure what would happen after Shuu-chan was over the shock.
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Ahh... because the only one I've read is that truly terrible Highlander crossover that mentions him once or twice. I'm not sure I want to face ruining Stargate by getting into the fanfic.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Mustang and Snape. Hey, wait. Why is this always Snape? Hmmm... I guess it depends on how they met. Is Mustang in a position like Harry Potter's, or Dumbledore's?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Nine, because within some crossover universe Daniel Jackson might know him. But Spiderman and Mulder? Too strange.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? I'm really regretting writing down Dumbledore for 12. I think Holland would turn around and walk out, and never go near that room again... and once Mustang realized who he was having sex with, umm... nevermind. Ow.
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Jean Havoc, after somehow being thrown through the Gate, finally fulfills his dream of attending Columbia University. While there he falls in love with a very nice girl named Mary Jane. What will Spiderman do?
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? It would totally happen. But it would involve a lot of pictures. And Keiji Fujiwara would have a heck of a time acting it.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. I don't even know what would happen in a Holland/Dumbledore fic...
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Well, despite the fact that this is twisted, it'd probably involve Lee flying his balloon into Central though some sort of window he didn't know about, and Hughes investigating him. And... them realizing they're both really awesome and... nope, that doesn't leap to sex for either of them. It'd probably end with Lee's balloon being painted with a giant picture of Elysia.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Not that I know of. But then again, Eureka7's newish. And... eww... people might pair him with Renton. That's worse than Roy/Ed. Ewwwww! Actually, last night I determined that Roy/Ed's like tomato sauce and milk. There are some people who will drink milk with their pizza or spaghetti or something, and like it. But for me, tomatoes and milk don't go together at all, and I can't understand how.
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? There's someone on my friends list who reads three anything, I think. As proved by how disturbed we both were yesterday. Which totally wasn't het.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Not that I know of. I just threw House on the list randomly.
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I doubt anyone has given it a thought. However... now that you've mentioned it, Mustang, Lee Scoresby, and Mulder might end up in some weird situations together...
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? My Spider sense AHHH?
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Something... ummm... geez, it so doesn't help that I have Morning Musume stuck in my head.
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? OH GOD, WHAT HAS THE GATE DONE?! Awww.... Hughes looks so funny in wizard robes, doesn't he? Fine, fine! I can't write anything over PG! There'd likely be some sort of mystery that Hughes and Snape had to solve for Dumbledore. Or about Dumbledore. It'd be really screwed up. How on earth would Hughes end up at Hogwarts, anyway?
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? Hughes tells me you're Peter Parker. Now come with me or I'll set you on fire.
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Ahh... well, that was probably... three or four years ago? When I used to check the X-Files fics all the time.
21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Synthetic substances.
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? House... and... Daniel Jackson. Umm... sober, probably not. Drunk? ... probably not. On hallucinogens? Possibly.
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Umm... Havoc and Holland-o. ... Holland, I guess. I couldn't see Havoc causing all of this.
24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Hughes and Daniel Jackson are in a happy relationship until Daniel Jackson suddenly runs off with Lee Scoresby. Hughes, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with House and a brief unhappy affair with Albus Dumbledore, then follows the wise advice of Fox Mulder and finds true love with Havoc.
Ow. Oh dear goodness ow. I'm not sure it'd be possible to write this. At all. Ever. So... Daniel Jackson goes through the Stargate and ends up in Central, where he and Hughes somehow fall in love... but Lee Scoresby in his balloon comes through that plothole I made earlier and Daniel finds him cooler because he pilots a hot air balloon
25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? ...What canon? ... and poor Keiji Fujiwara. But if Honey and Clover and Eureka7 suddenly took place in the same universe... man, Morita would be out there piloting some sort of giant robot, and all the relationships in Gekko State would be so much more screwed up... Talho would be pretty ticked off. Oh, and could you imagine everyone's confusion if Shuu-chan dragged Holland-o home with him? Hahaha. All right... my brain hurts. This obviously was not meant to be done like this...
I was going to ramble about something here... but it was probably useless, and right now my brain is pretty broken...
