Once upon a time I was eating my salad in the lunch room at work, chatting with a few of my work-mates. One of them looked at her phone and went "Oh! Wow, there was a shooting at State and Randolph!"
"Well, that explains all the sirens," I said.
"Yeah. Huh." Things became less clear as she read the report. "So, two people were shot, and one of them was a police officer. Four shots were fired."
"Man, that must've been some serious business," someone else said, approximately.
"No kidding."
A few minutes later, after accusing each other in turn, we finally settled our wild hypotheses on the idea that obviously what must've happened was that a police officer had missed his target, shot his partner, then someone else.
Lo and behold... That's exactly what happened. He shot his partner in the chest.
Where do I line up for the "Let's not fire guns on State Street" club? Because, um... especially in front of Channel 7? Kind of a lot of people there. I figure it's lucky the only two people shot were a police officer in a bullet-proof vest and the actual mugger. Yeesh.
"Well, that explains all the sirens," I said.
"Yeah. Huh." Things became less clear as she read the report. "So, two people were shot, and one of them was a police officer. Four shots were fired."
"Man, that must've been some serious business," someone else said, approximately.
"No kidding."
A few minutes later, after accusing each other in turn, we finally settled our wild hypotheses on the idea that obviously what must've happened was that a police officer had missed his target, shot his partner, then someone else.
Lo and behold... That's exactly what happened. He shot his partner in the chest.
Where do I line up for the "Let's not fire guns on State Street" club? Because, um... especially in front of Channel 7? Kind of a lot of people there. I figure it's lucky the only two people shot were a police officer in a bullet-proof vest and the actual mugger. Yeesh.
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