Qu'est-ce que c'est passe? Dis-donc, aujourd'hui est étrange!

I'm starting to wonder if I'm speaking a different language today. I keep saying what I think are completely reasonable things and getting Billy Bob Thornton-type responses from people. And it's been happening all day, from at least five different people, most of whom were not borrowers or employees of CitiBank (because I'm used to them speaking nonsense). I haven't even been unusually obtuse or evasive today! (And I do have those days.)

I am speaking English today, right? ... Right? Based on my experience, I may still be asleep and just having an extremely dull dream.