Starting the New Year off on the Right Foot

Argh, guys, the new Doctor (contains new Doctor, don't click if you don't want to know) is barely more than a year older than me. What is Moffat thinking?! Other than, apparently, the Doctor ages backwards as he regenerates. Goshdarnit, I require my Doctor to be at least 30. Now I'm going to have to be sad that I'm too old to be the Doctor, too. Too old to be a child prodigy, too old to go to Hogwarts, and now too old to be an amnesiac incarnation of a Time Lord. Curse you, fiction! Curse you!



... Okay, I guess Davidson was only 28 when he was the Doctor, so maybe it's all right after all.

But I still won't be able to properly enjoy him as the Doctor without feeling like a teeny bopper.