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Guys, I think I have to take this job. I am going to apply for it, and if they contact me and if it sounds as gloriously entertaining as I'm making it sound in my head, I am going to ask all of you to collectively will me into it. (I wanna work at a detective agency! Maybe someday I'd get to be a detective! A real private eye! It'd be awesomesauce. Also, saying "I work at a detective agency" is SO much cooler than "I work at a bank," even if they both boil down to data-entry.)
P.S. Guys, I don't think I make the point enough that my life has a literary aesthetic far too often. I would say there's a 95% chance that, provided they are telling the truth about being in the loop, this detective agency is the "Baker Street Detective Agency." So not only would I be working for a detective agency, I'd be working for one named after Sherlock Holmes' street. Very cute. (One of the other choices is "Star Planet International Detectives", which sounds so much like a comic book agency that I might have to question my belief in a Grand Author in this case and reassign it to Quirky Detectives. Awww, quirky detectives. I would love to work for you.)
P.S. Guys, I don't think I make the point enough that my life has a literary aesthetic far too often. I would say there's a 95% chance that, provided they are telling the truth about being in the loop, this detective agency is the "Baker Street Detective Agency." So not only would I be working for a detective agency, I'd be working for one named after Sherlock Holmes' street. Very cute. (One of the other choices is "Star Planet International Detectives", which sounds so much like a comic book agency that I might have to question my belief in a Grand Author in this case and reassign it to Quirky Detectives. Awww, quirky detectives. I would love to work for you.)
