My Musical Debut (Okay, not really)

In my random interent wanderings last night, I made a rather bizarre discovery. Because of my voice posts (all two of them), I actually show up as an artist on last.fm. Anyone want to help me come up with a good artist description? Or find more listeners. It's time to start the viral marketing. I'm sure there's a large group that wants to hear valley-girl ramblings about the Black-Eyed Peas and exhausted laughing about the spectre of William Rainey Harper. It'll be the next big thing. But only if I can come up with a good description... one that doesn't sound like I've stolen it from The Decemberists or Sufjan Stevens.