Grr to Boredom!

My house smells like hot dogs. I still didn't get myself up this morning... well, I was up for about 15 minutes at 8:30, but then I was cold so I went back to sleep. I had an absolutely bizarre dream... I have no idea where it came from, either, since it didn't really have anything at all to do with what's going on. I was on this strange quest to get to Mordor with one of my friends, and we started out in New York City, where this bizarre cab driver was sort of stalking us. We were in the middle of some strange mall, when I finally found our map (sort of like the original Tolkien ones, only with the Sahara desert in the middle). I remember vaguely wondering how we were going to get to Mordor in three hours, since we had to go to Boston first, but then suddenly there was this voice from a narrator that said "and suddenly they discovered that Boston was not on the way, so they headed straight to Mordor." The dream sort of didn't exist for a bit, and then we went to Boston to celebrate our victory. We ended up at this boarding school-looking place that might have been some bizarre version of Ithaca College, and it was run by the evil, white-haired guy from Mutant X. Then we went outside into this big botanical garden thing where there was a big festival going on (in honour of us, maybe?). There was this strange booth that we went to where there was this guy who claimed he could change himself into a woman. He was wearing makeup, and when he put his hand over his face and then moved it, he looked like a woman. He was also sitting naked in a bathtub, and I remember wondering if I should look and see if he'd actually changed. The whole stall was covered in these bizarre dolls, too. He tried to explain to use which shades of makeup would be best for us. The dream pretty much ended there. I'm not even going to try to make sense of it.

Trying to find pictures of characters on bizarre shows on Fox is hard, you know? Especially when the character doesn't exist anymore. Which is why I need the picture in the first place... I can't expect people to know who the evil guy in Mutant X was, can I? (I also really, really hate it when AOL breaks like this. It only happens on my screen name, too. Grrrr.) Hehe, I love Google search. This paragraph makes me sound bi-polar. There's even a WinAmp skin with him on it... that would freak people out. It would probably give me some very weird dreams indeed.

Mmmm, I love this song now.