I wrote this?

[evilhippo]

Going back through this to figure out what would make people think I hated anyone, I came across quite possibly the worst sentence I have ever written. It amuses me to no end.

"It feels like my soul has been rubbed up and down a cheese grater, to use a horribly bad metaphor for things."

I am such a certifiable nutcase! But at least I realize it. Nya!