after one long season of waiting

I feel like the hijacking plan suffers from an even bigger flaw... in that I kind of need to buy the ticket first to even get on the plane. Unless I become super-stealthy and manage to sneak onto the runway and then attach myself to the plane with suction cups and then invisibly phase through the side and into an unoccupied seat... And if I'm going to go through all that trouble I might as well just get myself an oxygen mask and some superglue and stay on the outside of the plane in the first place, avoiding prison altogether (assuming, of course, that I'm equally super-stealthy on my exit from the airport, and that I don't fall into the ocean, and given my track record so far, I think maybe the best course of action would just be to stay in Hawaii. You'll take care of me, right?)