DUDE, I AM WITH YOU ON MAGIC TRAVEL VAN, ALL THE WAY!
Like, the second runner-up is the chocolate, because I totally don't think I would get bored in 160 years, and I hate hate HATE the idea of getting old and unable to do the youthful things I can do now. And I don't like the idea of debilitating injuries, either. I'm such an active person! (I didn't even think of the superhero option, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I would totally do that oh my god!) ...My biggest problem would be what to do with the other pieces. I would keep the chocolate a secret and then agonize forever over who to offer pieces to (because I would love to bring a whole bunch of my friends and family with me), and then I would ask them individually very seriously if, hypothetically, they would want that and... or that would be the plan, but I don't know how I would choose eleven people, it would drive me insane.
First runner up is the necklace of book-absorption. Because oh my god I am so hungry for knowledge, and it drove me nuts in college that there was never enough time to study, and this would be so useful for future schooling and my research career and it would save so much TIME... and I could still read if I wanted to, all I'd have to do is take the necklace off. Honestly, this option is still very tempting, omg.
But insta-travel van edges it out, because it is the option that I think would bring the greatest amount of joy to my life, and it doesn't have any really major drawbacks. And I can share it with friends. As many people as I want, as long as it's eight at a time, and more, actually, I mean I've fit 21 people into a 7-seater for a five mile drive. And I love love love love love to travel, only it's expensive and takes time, But this wouldn't! I could go anywhere! And live anywhere, I could commute to my job from Nepal if I wanted to! And, yeah, not just enjoyable, but useful too, think of all the commuting time you'd save! And I suck at car care so not requiring maintenance is good, and I'd be saving the planet with no fuel, no emissions! And I could visit all my friends all the time and and and... but I'd have to enforce a NEVER ASK ME FOR A RIDE, I MUST BE THE ONE TO OFFER WITHOUT COERCION rule because man that would get old! Actually, probably a FUN, DIRE EMERGENCIES, AND PERSONAL USE BY ME AND ME ALONE rule, too. And a FIRST RULE OF MAGIC TRAVEL VAN IS DO NOT TALK ABOUT MAGIC TRAVEL VAN rule.
...Man, I'd really have to keep up with my shots, though. XD Maybe I could work out a deal with the person who gets the chocolate, trade them taxi-service for a piece.
Anyway, that was a lot of words.
Do you think Rahm would support Batman on the freelance taxiing thing? They seem like they would be friends.
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Date: 2011-01-28 05:23 am (UTC)Like, the second runner-up is the chocolate, because I totally don't think I would get bored in 160 years, and I hate hate HATE the idea of getting old and unable to do the youthful things I can do now. And I don't like the idea of debilitating injuries, either. I'm such an active person! (I didn't even think of the superhero option, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I would totally do that oh my god!) ...My biggest problem would be what to do with the other pieces. I would keep the chocolate a secret and then agonize forever over who to offer pieces to (because I would love to bring a whole bunch of my friends and family with me), and then I would ask them individually very seriously if, hypothetically, they would want that and... or that would be the plan, but I don't know how I would choose eleven people, it would drive me insane.
First runner up is the necklace of book-absorption. Because oh my god I am so hungry for knowledge, and it drove me nuts in college that there was never enough time to study, and this would be so useful for future schooling and my research career and it would save so much TIME... and I could still read if I wanted to, all I'd have to do is take the necklace off. Honestly, this option is still very tempting, omg.
But insta-travel van edges it out, because it is the option that I think would bring the greatest amount of joy to my life, and it doesn't have any really major drawbacks. And I can share it with friends. As many people as I want, as long as it's eight at a time, and more, actually, I mean I've fit 21 people into a 7-seater for a five mile drive. And I love love love love love to travel, only it's expensive and takes time, But this wouldn't! I could go anywhere! And live anywhere, I could commute to my job from Nepal if I wanted to! And, yeah, not just enjoyable, but useful too, think of all the commuting time you'd save! And I suck at car care so not requiring maintenance is good, and I'd be saving the planet with no fuel, no emissions! And I could visit all my friends all the time and and and... but I'd have to enforce a NEVER ASK ME FOR A RIDE, I MUST BE THE ONE TO OFFER WITHOUT COERCION rule because man that would get old! Actually, probably a FUN, DIRE EMERGENCIES, AND PERSONAL USE BY ME AND ME ALONE rule, too. And a FIRST RULE OF MAGIC TRAVEL VAN IS DO NOT TALK ABOUT MAGIC TRAVEL VAN rule.
...Man, I'd really have to keep up with my shots, though. XD Maybe I could work out a deal with the person who gets the chocolate, trade them taxi-service for a piece.
Anyway, that was a lot of words.
Do you think Rahm would support Batman on the freelance taxiing thing? They seem like they would be friends.