Noise noise noise

[evilhippo]

Dear People That Live Above Me,

If you do not stop pacing in the largest, heaviest shoes in the world, or playing squash, or training an army of kitchen-attack ferrets, or creating a devious furniture maze of doom or whatever you're doing up there, I am going to go outside my apartment, stand on the porch, and... and... I don't know what I'll do, but it'll be annoying. I'd take a broom and pound on the ceiling to show my displeasure if I didn't think it'd probably fall in on me. This has been going on for a day now. Surely you have something better to do. You've been quiet all summer. What is going on up there?

And if I find out you're the same people who caused the chicken to be imprisoned, there will be doubly much annoyance.

No ♥
evilhippo

Comments

[lisiche.livejournal.com]

Put speakers up against the ceiling and then play elevator music. Reeeally loud.

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

I think that would be one of those "This hurts me more than it hurts you" punishments.