Grr...

[evilhippo]

Dear World,

I'm used to you being mean to me. I've even kind of accepted it, since you seem to take joy in throwing extra obstacles in my path. But it's completely unfair of you to be mean to dogs, too.

Frustrated and Betrayed,
evilhippo

(Someday I will get around to posting an entry that actually has some relevance that isn't vague and kind of weird but omg so much is going on at once and my brain is going to slide out of my ears soon.)

Comments

[lisiche.livejournal.com]

Bad things should never happen to doggies. Doggies are the furry equivalent of rainbows.

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

Rainbows that sometimes like to eat your socks... sounds about right.

[lisiche.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That sounds right. ...darn dog-rainbow, always stealing my socks. And thinking she's buried them in the middle of the open floor! HOW can anything think pink-and-yellow socks are adequately hidden on BARE WHITE CARPET. *tuts and shakes head*