Silly weather...

[evilhippo]

Dear Weather,

Celebrating the fourth with two separate tornado warnings (not to mention the crazy storm last night that I think lasted from 2:30 until nearly 6 and was, along with other things, responsible for keeping me up way late) is not cool.

Convinced the NWS Only Avoided Issuing a Third to Keep From Looking Like They were Crying Wolf,
-evilhippo

P.S. On the other hand, if you'd like to churn up a tornado that'll stop by here and drop me a car, and possibly employment, that'd be awesome and I'd totally forgive you for being insane.

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[look-alive.livejournal.com]

Our 4th was rained at too. Luckily, our plans mainly consisted of sitting around watching Dr.Who all night and eating taco bell in the supermarket parking lot while watching the fireworks over the roof of Pizza Hut. This is how it's done, beetchiz.

Oh, and can you send that employment tornado my way after you finish with it? ~

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

Oddly, ours wasn't too rained on. We got a lot of tiny little storms that were somehow pefect for funnel clouds. Though it did try to put out the coals we had on the grill.

Mmm, Mexican Food and British TV. That's an awesome way to spend the fourth. ^_^

I think I'm going to build my own employment tornado, and then loan it out to people for a small charge. I think it'd be a very useful invention.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm caught up to the tenth Doctor now, we just finished the Christmas special thingy. I LOVE DAVID TENNANT YES I DO! That man is so cracked out, it's unbelievable. He was also a great Barty Crouch jr. in Goblet of Fire. *drools* I miss Christopher Eccleston and all of his glorious angst, but I'm sorry.
THIS IS A FIGHTING HAND!!!! *love*

...I really hope you've seen Dr.Who or that would've sounded reeeeally strange.

And yeah, if you invent the Employment Tornado, I'm inventing the Choke a Bitch tornado (my Dad's been getting on my nerves again). We can trade off if you have any bitches you'd like choked.
<3

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

Ten is so much fun. ^_^ I didn't realize he was Barty Crouch until about a month ago... at which point I basically knew him only as Ten, which made it even weirder than it needed to be. (Though, when I saw the movie, I remember being like "Hey... you're pretty awesome. I wish there was more of you in this movie.")

And the Christmas special... freaking... I had Lion King stuck in my head forever after that. ::sigh:: It's killing me that I'm almost three episodes behind now. Especially since whatever happened last week seems to have people going "omg!"

That'd be way useful (especially after gaining employment and having to deal with stupid customers). We could have a whole line of useful tornados. ^_^

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw Goblet of Fire and was like, Ooooooh why are you not like, all over this movie?! He is such a fantastic actor. I have decided to hunt him down and have his crazy crazy babies. And AGH YES the freaking Lion King!! I've had it stuck in my head since then, too. That and the whole satsuma thing cracked me up, because I always get those, too. Only, I like them. XD
How do you get your eps? I get mine through Ange right now, but I'm friended on the LJ comm she gets em from. Idk if you are too, or what. If you aren't, go fish around on my userinfo. It's a pretty obvious comm.
And yeah. I'd also like to create the Grievous Bodily Harm tornado (couldn't help that) and the Gets Me Free Food tornado.

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

I had to look up what a satsuma was, exactly, since I had no idea. I always get plain regular oranges, and obviously this choice on the part of my parents has left a gaping hole in my understanding of things. (-; However, there's usually a $20 in the toe of the stocking after the orange, though, so I get to complain even less than everyone else.

I get them from the community, too. Though it's pretty useless for me over the summer. Thanks to AOL, I think it'd take me an entire month to download an episode, so it's sort of not worth it.

Perhaps whenever we need publicity for our tornados, we can whip out the People Covered In Fish Tornado and it'd probably at least make the tabloids. Or possibly All Foreigners, Especially the French, if we're feeling jingoistic. Which is rare for me, but better to be prepared for anything. (-;

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

Satsumas smell really good. I have satsuma lip gloss from The Body Shop and it smells like happiness.

Oh, right. Dialup. Crappity crap. I have to go to other people's houses and bum their internet. Which is what I'm doing now. YAAAAAYS~

Heheh. Tornados. We cannot forget the Things Not Working Even After You've Given Them A Really Good Thumping tornado, too. <3