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Things you don't want to hear on the bus:
"You either die on this bus or in front of it! We ain't got no brakes!"
Which explained why the bus "stalled" every time we came to a stop. Emergency brakes. This didn't inspire much faith in me, so I got off at the next stop and watched the bus accelerate and nearly plow down a bicyclist.
Sometimes, Chicago, it's really obvious that you want all of us dead.
"You either die on this bus or in front of it! We ain't got no brakes!"
Which explained why the bus "stalled" every time we came to a stop. Emergency brakes. This didn't inspire much faith in me, so I got off at the next stop and watched the bus accelerate and nearly plow down a bicyclist.
Sometimes, Chicago, it's really obvious that you want all of us dead.
