... I am such a dork

So, today I picked up my cap and gown. And... and... I can't help it. Now I want to find a grey 1914-looking suit to wear under it, and a pair of converses, just to make the joke obvious. Oh what is wrong with me? No one will get it but me, and yet... there's a part of my brain that says I have no choice. And it's so timely. It's almost like fate.