Okay, brain. It's bad enough you decided that, when I went to sleep at 8, what I needed was to ignore my alarm and sleep until 11. But waking me up every ten minutes for the first hour looking for a black stir stick of some sort that was apparently vital to my existence and hiding under my blanket was not cool. Nor was the "She's wide awake, that's wrong right now" comment by someone in my half-dream right before the one moment I was lucid enough to check the time. I'd think you were actively trying to sabotage me if I didn't already know you were. What gives? Tsk tsk. I'm going to have to have you exorcised or something, because this only means you get less sleep tomorrow night.
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