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So, I figured I'd just post this interesting list of bizarre things I've overheard here this past week... tis quite amusing. And disturbing. And other adjectives..
"I'm majoring in math... I'm majoring in bio... I'M MAJORING IN GENOCIDE." -the result of some bizarre conversation had on the way to the dining hall.
"That's like, 8th grade eminating from that Macintosh!" - guy from down the hall, yelling about someone's music choice.
"Just hearing that song like, makes me want to make love to my grandmother..." - random girl who wandered into our room while people were playing something by the Beatles
"Lazy is actually a good long-term strategy because action contributes to entropy, and entropy will kill off the universe someday. Your world will die someday because you are in class today, instead of staying in bed." - my calc prof, who also wrote "cheat responsibly" on our syllabi.
"We can do things to numbers... really BAD things." - calc prof again... he also says that functions "blow up" when they dont exist at a point... though, that seems to be a property of the entire math department. What do you expect for a department whose subdomain is zaphod? Bunch of weirdos... shame I don't understand their subject, they might be fun. Goshdarn I need some real geeks.
If there's one thing I've learned here so far, it is that there are all kinds of geeks and nerds.. There are nerd-jocks, and Gap-nerds, snob-geeks, rich-nerds, dork-nerds, and druggie-geeks. It's insane.. the people are basically like everyone from high school (I keep seeing people in my Hum class that remind me of people I graduated with... people that I didn't like), only marginally smarter, in theory. Though a lot of them don't act it, and they're the most condescending ones.
"I'm majoring in math... I'm majoring in bio... I'M MAJORING IN GENOCIDE." -the result of some bizarre conversation had on the way to the dining hall.
"That's like, 8th grade eminating from that Macintosh!" - guy from down the hall, yelling about someone's music choice.
"Just hearing that song like, makes me want to make love to my grandmother..." - random girl who wandered into our room while people were playing something by the Beatles
"Lazy is actually a good long-term strategy because action contributes to entropy, and entropy will kill off the universe someday. Your world will die someday because you are in class today, instead of staying in bed." - my calc prof, who also wrote "cheat responsibly" on our syllabi.
"We can do things to numbers... really BAD things." - calc prof again... he also says that functions "blow up" when they dont exist at a point... though, that seems to be a property of the entire math department. What do you expect for a department whose subdomain is zaphod? Bunch of weirdos... shame I don't understand their subject, they might be fun. Goshdarn I need some real geeks.
If there's one thing I've learned here so far, it is that there are all kinds of geeks and nerds.. There are nerd-jocks, and Gap-nerds, snob-geeks, rich-nerds, dork-nerds, and druggie-geeks. It's insane.. the people are basically like everyone from high school (I keep seeing people in my Hum class that remind me of people I graduated with... people that I didn't like), only marginally smarter, in theory. Though a lot of them don't act it, and they're the most condescending ones.
Oh, and since I neglected to mention this before... it has been my mission to sabotage the filming of Proof on campus this week. I haven't done a good job of it so far, though I did step on Jake Gyllenhal (that's spelled wrong, I think), and I thought a lot about throwing a muffin at Gweneth Paltrow. Think about it... it's a very amusing thought. Hehehe. And the tabloid headlines would be glorious. Deranged UofC Student Convicted in Random Muffining of Gweneth Paltrow... Paltrow's secret muffin fetish, see page 12. Muffin. The only person I haven't seen is Anthony Hopkins. He's also the only one people haven't streaked for (well, I only know for sure that guys streaked across the quads for Gweneth, but I imagine Jake's at least been flashed... and stepped on). I think they're done on campus now, so I'll have to hunt down the crew while wearing nothing but a muffin. Mwahaha. yeah... I should probably get more sleep. But really, movies made on your campus = SO GOOD! Everyone needs to watch Proof for a flash of my green backpack cameoing in the background of one bench scene with Jake and someone else. True dat! (It's hard to type coherantly while reciting Teen Girl Squad with your roommate).
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