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Stupid Gas Company
Dear People's Gas,
IF YOU WANT ME TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT FOR YOU TO COME TRAIPSE AROUND IN MY APARTMENT PLEASE MAKE IT ACTUALLY POSSIBLE BEFORE YOU SEND ME LETTERS THREATENING TO TURN OFF MY GAS. I DON'T APPRECIATE HAVING A NICE VOICE ON THE PHONE TELLING ME 'AN APPOINTMENT IS NOT NECESSARY AT THIS TIME' AND THEN, THE SAME DAY GETTING A LETTER SAYING 'PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS LETTER IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE WE ARE TURNING OFF YOUR GAS.' ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S SATURDAY AFTER THREE AND I CAN'T CONTACT YOU BECAUSE YOU MAKE THAT BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
I hate you,
Hippo
P.S. I only have a stove in here for you to look at, since the meter is my landlord's business. I'm sorry the lady above me freaked out about a gas leak a few days ago and tried to blame it on me, but really, I'd just like to be left alone down here, so if you could at least make this a reasonable process rather than making my only course of action the $89 home inspection (which I am not paying for, by the way), things would be a lot easier, and less angry.
P.P.S. (Monday) I hope I can trust that e-mail you sent me this morning. If you shut off my gas I'm going to be very annoyed.
IF YOU WANT ME TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT FOR YOU TO COME TRAIPSE AROUND IN MY APARTMENT PLEASE MAKE IT ACTUALLY POSSIBLE BEFORE YOU SEND ME LETTERS THREATENING TO TURN OFF MY GAS. I DON'T APPRECIATE HAVING A NICE VOICE ON THE PHONE TELLING ME 'AN APPOINTMENT IS NOT NECESSARY AT THIS TIME' AND THEN, THE SAME DAY GETTING A LETTER SAYING 'PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS LETTER IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE WE ARE TURNING OFF YOUR GAS.' ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S SATURDAY AFTER THREE AND I CAN'T CONTACT YOU BECAUSE YOU MAKE THAT BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
I hate you,
Hippo
P.S. I only have a stove in here for you to look at, since the meter is my landlord's business. I'm sorry the lady above me freaked out about a gas leak a few days ago and tried to blame it on me, but really, I'd just like to be left alone down here, so if you could at least make this a reasonable process rather than making my only course of action the $89 home inspection (which I am not paying for, by the way), things would be a lot easier, and less angry.
P.P.S. (Monday) I hope I can trust that e-mail you sent me this morning. If you shut off my gas I'm going to be very annoyed.