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evilhippo ([personal profile] evilhippo) wrote2008-05-03 12:42 pm
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A Very Important Poll

Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends... I have an important question. Perhaps the most important question ever posed on livejournal. Today, my roommate and I made a most astounding discovery in our toaster.

The Dark Side of the Burnt Toast of DestinyThe Light Side of the Burnt Toast of Destiny

The specimen has solidified, though is still slightly spongy and nerflike along the edges. Carbon dating results have not been conclusive, but a poll of current apartment residents reveals that the age of this toaster stick is several weeks at the least, if not approaching an entire month.

And so we come to you, dear readers, in the hopes that you can guide us as to the best use for our surprising toaster-given windfall.

[Poll #1181938]

Edit: As of 12:54 pm CST, forensic examination of a bagel prepared earlier this morning has revealed the presence of another, similar artifact in the opposite toaster slot. In response to this new development, polling has been modified to allow more than one answer. Please attempt to restrain yourself to no more than two responses.

[identity profile] sketchyheart.livejournal.com 2008-05-03 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
As of this moment, this poll is not helping you in your decisions. Woes. :O

I must say though, the dark side of the Burnt Toast of Destiny is rather pretty.

[identity profile] evilhippo.livejournal.com 2008-05-03 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, at least so far it seems to have ruled out mind bullets. (-:

It looks kind of epic, while the light side is all froofy and trying to be a hippy. Toast is like that sometimes.

[identity profile] evilhippo.livejournal.com 2008-05-04 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Shamefully... I've done worse to a bagel. Though at least it was over quickly. This poor thing has clearly suffered for weeks. ^_^