How is Jewel's poetry? I remember reading the CD jacket when I was eleven and being like, "...this is weeeeeird. She talks about boobies!" Because I was such a cultured kid. But yeah, there's nothing like a trashy-romance readaloud. I agree, tho. Literary and cinematic trainwreck. How many more genres will become this monstrosity's bitch?!!?

It's beautiful. Nothing is sacred.