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I was semi-reliably informed today that Chicago is "finally hip". We've pulled up alongside New York City, apparently because in the last ten years or so we've become shinier (in reality, we are shinier because we wanted the Olympics, I think, and it hasn't worn off yet. But that doesn't stop me from enjoying it! I also think Rahm will have to maintain the shine for a little while, at least, or risk looking like a bad mayor). Also we're located on a pretty lake, we've run the midwest out of trees (and parks out of names--we've been numbering them lately), and we finally found a solution to the "no street vendors" issue*.
Aside from my hipster worries about people coming and upsetting the delicate balance of "not terrible" the city has achieved in a the last couple of years... it's kind of right. Since about 2008 we've gone from an odd grey little city with a mob history that suddenly found itself politically relevant to one that suddenly had free concerts nearly every night of the week**, that was courting designers and start-ups, that suddenly has movies and tv shows filmed in it, that was home to recent juggernaut Groupon***... etc etc.****
* Okay, this is seriously the most amusing thing in Chicago right now. We are currently plagued by cupcake trucks. Sometime around August or so, last summer, the city officially approved the sale of "prepackaged" food from trucks on the streets (still no food prep on the go). There'd been one food truck already in the city, that managed to get itself licensed as a restaurant due to a bit of a fluke (really, the best sort), but other than a few illicit outfits that was it for street food in Chicago (and said food truck, All Fired Up, pretty much hit bars after midnight). Now, however, I cannot leave work for lunch without tripping over lines for Flirty Cupcakes or Sprinkles or any number of other recent additions to the cupcake van business. There's also a truck that sells nothing but macaroni and cheese, and one that sells nothing but meatballs. I mean, I know of people that are stunned that we manage to sustain a business that serves nothing but popcorn, but this is a whole new level of food single-mindedness. (And I love it. A part of me wants very, very badly to open a food truck. And, now that I've heard that Kitchen Chicago is how some people do it... I'm very tempted (now that we're equal with NYC) to get up early, make a giant batch of bagels, find someone to make some artisanal cream cheese, package them together, and then sell them off the back of my bike. I mean, really, what is a city without a bagel vendor in the morning? And I'd probably get points for being crazy. (And if I do this soon, people are more likely to notice, since there's only the plague of cupcake vans and a handful of actual food vans in the city right now. This summer, I imagine, will be a different story.) Oh! And one other perk to the food van thing! It's also been picked up by farmers. This morning, I stopped by C & D Farms' van to get some bacon and fresh eggs. It was parked not more than three blocks up the street from me. On one hand: I'm pretty sure you don't get much more ridiculous yuppie-hipster-locavore than that and everyone within 50 yards is probably shaking their heads and rolling their eyes. On the other: The inevitable two dollar surcharge for letting animals roam free goes directly to someone who knows the animals personally (and, also, who remembers her customers and teases me for being able to balance my bike while using both hands to load eggs and bacon into my already-overfull bag. There's something quite nice about that. It reminds me of the farmstands at home, even if it is on four wheels and was driven over from Indiana).******
** Number one reason I am looking forward to it being warm again. There have been rumblings that New Music Mondays and the other free concerts at Millennium Park might be ending this year, and if they do... I am going to be so sad. I'm sure it's not cheap for the city, but it really makes every single thing about the city at least 70% more tolerable. Even if things like the She & Him show last year sometimes make it entirely impossible to find a place to lock your bike up in the loop.
*** Still haven't hired me and are doubtlessly luring more helpless writers into the city, further saturating the market for strange jokes, puns, and general surreal copy. Why must you ruin everything, Groupon?!
**** There's actually a part of me that wonders if I've just figured out how to use the city properly, but that article does seem to present some evidence that it's not just me, and the city was suckier when I first came here back in 2003... I worry when I see articles like this, though, because I'm used to reading them after the fun part is over, and it makes me feel like Chicago is already done being "hip" and by summer we'll be overrun by people who also want to be "hip" (who will then encounter next winter and go home, provided they're not from NYC or something, since at least we're better at dealing with snow). Plus there are still things like this and I mean... Minneapolis, Madison, Cleveland (Heights), but no theatre in Chicago can bother? Psh.
****** Yes, actually, all I really wanted to write about were the food trucks, but I kind of got distracted.
Aside from my hipster worries about people coming and upsetting the delicate balance of "not terrible" the city has achieved in a the last couple of years... it's kind of right. Since about 2008 we've gone from an odd grey little city with a mob history that suddenly found itself politically relevant to one that suddenly had free concerts nearly every night of the week**, that was courting designers and start-ups, that suddenly has movies and tv shows filmed in it, that was home to recent juggernaut Groupon***... etc etc.****
* Okay, this is seriously the most amusing thing in Chicago right now. We are currently plagued by cupcake trucks. Sometime around August or so, last summer, the city officially approved the sale of "prepackaged" food from trucks on the streets (still no food prep on the go). There'd been one food truck already in the city, that managed to get itself licensed as a restaurant due to a bit of a fluke (really, the best sort), but other than a few illicit outfits that was it for street food in Chicago (and said food truck, All Fired Up, pretty much hit bars after midnight). Now, however, I cannot leave work for lunch without tripping over lines for Flirty Cupcakes or Sprinkles or any number of other recent additions to the cupcake van business. There's also a truck that sells nothing but macaroni and cheese, and one that sells nothing but meatballs. I mean, I know of people that are stunned that we manage to sustain a business that serves nothing but popcorn, but this is a whole new level of food single-mindedness. (And I love it. A part of me wants very, very badly to open a food truck. And, now that I've heard that Kitchen Chicago is how some people do it... I'm very tempted (now that we're equal with NYC) to get up early, make a giant batch of bagels, find someone to make some artisanal cream cheese, package them together, and then sell them off the back of my bike. I mean, really, what is a city without a bagel vendor in the morning? And I'd probably get points for being crazy. (And if I do this soon, people are more likely to notice, since there's only the plague of cupcake vans and a handful of actual food vans in the city right now. This summer, I imagine, will be a different story.) Oh! And one other perk to the food van thing! It's also been picked up by farmers. This morning, I stopped by C & D Farms' van to get some bacon and fresh eggs. It was parked not more than three blocks up the street from me. On one hand: I'm pretty sure you don't get much more ridiculous yuppie-hipster-locavore than that and everyone within 50 yards is probably shaking their heads and rolling their eyes. On the other: The inevitable two dollar surcharge for letting animals roam free goes directly to someone who knows the animals personally (and, also, who remembers her customers and teases me for being able to balance my bike while using both hands to load eggs and bacon into my already-overfull bag. There's something quite nice about that. It reminds me of the farmstands at home, even if it is on four wheels and was driven over from Indiana).******
** Number one reason I am looking forward to it being warm again. There have been rumblings that New Music Mondays and the other free concerts at Millennium Park might be ending this year, and if they do... I am going to be so sad. I'm sure it's not cheap for the city, but it really makes every single thing about the city at least 70% more tolerable. Even if things like the She & Him show last year sometimes make it entirely impossible to find a place to lock your bike up in the loop.
*** Still haven't hired me and are doubtlessly luring more helpless writers into the city, further saturating the market for strange jokes, puns, and general surreal copy. Why must you ruin everything, Groupon?!
**** There's actually a part of me that wonders if I've just figured out how to use the city properly, but that article does seem to present some evidence that it's not just me, and the city was suckier when I first came here back in 2003... I worry when I see articles like this, though, because I'm used to reading them after the fun part is over, and it makes me feel like Chicago is already done being "hip" and by summer we'll be overrun by people who also want to be "hip" (who will then encounter next winter and go home, provided they're not from NYC or something, since at least we're better at dealing with snow). Plus there are still things like this and I mean... Minneapolis, Madison, Cleveland (Heights), but no theatre in Chicago can bother? Psh.
****** Yes, actually, all I really wanted to write about were the food trucks, but I kind of got distracted.
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Pah, minimum word counts. I'm having a hard time trimming things down to reasonable length lately, and when I like an idea I tend to want to write as much of it as possible (which is really not the best idea most of the time. But at least I'm slowly learning to edit.
::pats:: I hate those writing slumps. You'll get out of it, though! I think I went the first three weeks of this month without writing much of anything, because I couldn't come up with anything that seemed interesting. I'm still in the "grateful the drought ended" stage, though. Plus I've gotten a lot more shameless about imperfect prose. I used to get hung up on a sentence or paragraph for weeks. But anyway: icon sets are cool too! Or fanmixes! I really want to see a fanmix turn up. I actually kind of forgot about the "fanmix" and "meta" options. Now I'm going to have to reread all the prompts with those things in mind, too.
You! Tempting me with the siren call of meta discussion about writing is a very fiendish thing to do.
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I find the idea that anybody would even consider it worthwhile to suck up to me to be kind of hilarious, so thank you for that! :P No, you should pick whatever prompts strike your fancy: I won't even be upset if no one picks any of my prompts! I'm just happy to have them out there, to balance the scales of justice as I deem necessary. (To be honest, beside you and me, I am anticipating a whole storm of Sherlock/John fic! Which is fine...it's what the people want!) ;)
I got the minimum word count and I got my story posted...though it turns out I had another 24 hours to finish. (Did you know there's no definitive defintion of 'midnight' that I can find? I've seen several websites list it as "both the first and last moment of each day", leave a big, gaping 24 hour discrepancy between legitimate interpretations of "Midnight, February 28". As an OCD sufferer and overall fan of clarity, how can I live my life knowing that this ambiguity is allowed to exist in the world?! And now you see why I set the deadline for prompting at
Ugh, this slump has lasted since the end of DECEMBER! Yes, I've written things I was obligated to write, but it's been murder and ANGST ANGST ANGST. Blah.
Anyway. Yes, I almost forgot about fanmixes, too! Definitely gonna have to do one of those. Though I'm not getting too attached to any of the prompts...I think for etiquette's sake, I should probably wait 'til the last day to claim my prompts. (Or at least wait a few days.)
Just know: if you're ever interested in joining, I can recommend you! :D
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Ah well, the Hades/Persephone prompt already got picked up, but I might sketch the idea I had out into something anyway. Though now I have extra space to take another prompt... maybe I'll do a Molly/Anthea In the Morgue fanmix (because goodness knows I can't write it).
I hate the "midnight" thing, too. I usually interpret it as 11:59 on that particular date, because I figure if you're attaching a date for a deadline, you're meant to give that entire day to finish, whether you're clear about it or not. (Then again, I'm also a proponent of "You want this in the afternoon? Everything until midnight is technically after noon.")
Blargh, since December is a long time. Maybe you've got too much going on at once and need a break? I can feel myself approaching that point (which is why I had to stop myself from taking a drabble bingo card for Team Mycroft, as interesting as it might be). If you need me to prod you along on anything, though, let me know. And I promise I will get back to you on the meter in those stanzas. (I've been staring at them for days now, and the main lesson I've learned is that I'm still terrible with meter, because the parts that don't work for me are things that I can't actually quantify.)
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Yes! You should do a Molly/Anthea in the morgue mix, and I will write the fic!!! I really loved that prompt when I saw it come up, and no one has claimed any femslash yet. (You know me: I'm all about representation!) I know you won't read it if I make it dirty, but...well, yeah, there's no way to finish that sentence! :P
Ah well, the Hades/Persephone prompt already got picked up, but I might sketch the idea I had out into something anyway.
A ficlet? A drabble perhaps? :D
Hmm, fandoms that aren't slashy...Doctor Who isn't overly slashy. (Though there is a metric ton of Doctor/Master fic, there is easily ten times that amount of Doctor/Rose fic.)
My brain is way too literal to handle this midnight paradox. DEATH TO AMBIGUITY! Join my Crusade! :P
I am SO JEALOUS that Team Mycroft is playing GAMES! I can't get Team Sherlock to do SHIT. NO FAIR! /temper tantrum
I know I need a break. But I keep signing up for stuff. *sigh*
The poem is going ALL RIGHT: I know I'll be able to finish it, at least. I don't need a foot by foot critique of the meter: just more of an overall opinion on whether it works or not. Saying, "This doesn't work for me, but I have no idea why!" is not a problem.
I need to get working on the rest of the poem, though. Even though it's rough going, it's very satisfying when I get out a couple of lines I like!