You haven't spent a lot of time around me, so you may not be aware of my superhuman capacity for eating. There's a reason I was rping Gluttony. I suspect I may be Timelord technology... I'm bigger on the inside.

...I admit I had to give some of it away, but not much. It's shockingly difficult to give away free delicious fresh-baked Parisian éclair. I suppose everyone had just eaten, but COME ON, PEOPLE.