Hehe. I wasn't skilled enough to hide things like that. I wanted to be an astronaut. And there was a brief period before, when I wanted to be a nurse. I stopped wanting be a nurse, though, because my mom would always "mishear" me and tell people that I wanted to grow up to be a nerd. (And look what happened.)

Well, I could always be the weirdo with a PhD who wanders around town in her professorial robes. (I'd probably give lectures in them, if I was in academia. Every once in a while. Just to throw everyone off.) Maybe I could wear my robes to cons. ^_^