Well, the registers aren't updated instantly, so it could mean that we had one but sold it recently, or it could mean that we have one somewhere, but some enterprising consumer has taken it upon themselves to find it a new shelf to live on on the other side of the store, and we can't do anything about either of those things. The display thing really doesn't make sense, though. We only sell those if they're on clearance, so why be a tease?

Yep, Pirate Data Transfer. Actually, Portable Data Transfer or something would make the most sense, which means that it's probably something else. They're the unwieldy-handgun-resembling things making the annoying beeping noises two aisles down.