Actually, wait. We can put 'zilla on the end if we abbreviate Maid of Honor to Moh. Then it can be Mohzilla. And we can hit up Mozilla for corporate sponsorship. Weddings with fewer popups, better browsing. Everyone wins!

(Don't worry, I have my mom's pre-approval for my road-trip this summer. I just need to figure out where I'm working, and if they'll let me have a week off. ^_^)