Gasp! You mean I haven't already won the spot as your Maid of Honour? (Darnit, I guess I'll have to redouble my sucking-up). I mean, it's got to be me, because I'm not getting married! This is the closest I will get to glory! Then again, there are height issues to take into account. You should probably keep me as far away from you as possible, because you don't want someone 5 inches taller than you right next to you... hehehehe. (Crap! I still haven't written to Oprah! Time is running low!)